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By abusedparrot / Sunday 24 August 2014 12:40 / Australia - Brisbane
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  Arwen_Evenstar  |  37

Nooo, you keep doing it, trying to sound more bird-like. Just pretend you have no idea what could be making the sound, laugh it off to them and the police. They'll call the cops again, each time, no bird. Then, one day, you use their assumed craziness for your own evil deeds. I've not decided what those deeds should be, but there's bound to be some uses there. Plus making people think they're going crazy sounds fun.

By  pwnman  |  33

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  pwnman  |  33

Ugh, with this FML scrolling bug, I make mistakes. I meant to say that when they find out there is no animal living in OP's house, he can say he realized its his singing and he will therefore be quiet.

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  Aero_x  |  21

I have a couple of parakeets and they are always screeching at eachother because the male wants kisses, but the female ends up pecking his face if she isn't in the mood :D

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  cakefete2  |  28

Do they even sell that? Admittedly, it might be more musical than some of the stuff on the radio, but still, that's kind of creepy. Also, once you search for that, advertisements for bird sex sound cd's will begin to flood your banner ads.

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