By birdisnottheword - 11/03/2015 13:55 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, the phone rang while I was on the toilet. I asked my 3-year-old daughter to answer it, only for her to loudly say, "Mommy's on the toilet pooping." FML
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blondeamazonian 18

Life with a toddler. Not sure what more could have been expected from that moment...

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abbyade 21

Lol that's so adorable. Lol I don't know what you were expecting her to say. Cute!

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thinblue32 15

Aren't you glad you told your daughter not to lie? Lol

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maxxwell8 13

I'm impressed that you're three year old can speak at that age most babies can't your going to have a very smart child

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gemstone586 12

really..... just. really....???

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Dynosaur_dollie 38

By three a child should be able to speak well enough that they are understood by most people. So "most babies" should be able to speak by that age.

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trex454 21

dude my niece is 1 and starting to talk. you need to go back to health class

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kmccain 27

There's something seriously wrong if your kid isn't talking by age 3.

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immaloser95 28

your* and most children learn basic words at 1.

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tdawg91 17

I really hope you accidentally read 3 MONTHS because children should be able to form a basic sentence by 3 YEARS old unless they have speech issues

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shiffizzle 13

That's hilarious, kids are awesome

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hurley12 30

What did you expect? Next time just call back OP

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Jake42100 17

Well at least whoever called knows what you were doing lol...

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FluffyPandas156 13

Well you did told her to answer it, at least she picked the phone up. I know a few 3 year olds that doesn't know How to answer yet or refuse to.

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LoverWordsFood 27

That's actually pretty freaking cute. Give this child a cookie.

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tranced_ 45

What do you do in the loo without your phone?

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koolkool994 28

Most households still use home phones, which are not usually kept in the bathroom. OP could have been using their mobile, like you were saying

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Corneliapresent 13

That's sweet, in a couple of years you'll laugh telling this story and she'll yell at you in anger for telling that story again and again

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