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By Kara_araK - 26/04/2016 16:57 - South Africa - Roodepoort

Today, the neighbours once again let their rabbits out and one of them got run over. As I drove past it, I tried to drive around the dead rabbit to leave it somewhat dignified but as I looked into my mirror, I realised that now it was not only dead, but completely flat as a result of my tyre. FML

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Wednesday 27 April 2016 4:21

That dead rabbit framed you for murder

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Wednesday 27 April 2016 4:21

That dead rabbit framed you for murder

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