Animals: Today, the magic of witnessing a sheep giving birth was ruined... - FML

By 3hoursleftofwork - 28/03/2012 18:02 - United Kingdom - Milton Keynes

Today, the magic of witnessing a sheep giving birth was ruined for me when I slipped and fell in the puddle of birth fluids. FML

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Today, I was leaving work after a storm. They're building some new offices outside, so I had to walk on an uneven path near the construction zone. I came to a big puddle and tried to jump across to what I thought was a piece of asphalt. It was mud. I slipped and fell backwards into the puddle. FML

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leprechaun23 15

Thursday 29 March 2012 0:19

Slip n slide?

Suchagoonnn 4

Thursday 29 March 2012 0:27

Theres magic in sheep giving birth? All this time i thought it was natural..

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traze 7

Thursday 29 March 2012 0:28

Did some get in your mouth?! Ooh sheep discharge.

naduskalove 3

Thursday 29 March 2012 0:30

Ohh .... Well ,At least you got to experience a magical birth ;)

CallMeMcFeelii 13

Thursday 29 March 2012 0:31

How is that magical what so ever?

Badbrock 6

Thursday 29 March 2012 0:33

Birthtastic?

ADuckOnQuack_fml 0

Thursday 29 March 2012 0:34

Um. Why the ****... Y'know... That's just a part of watching the magic of birth, taking a nice cooling swim in the fluids.

Wheredidgrungego 12

Thursday 29 March 2012 0:37

They say placenta is good for your skin! Lucky!

Rubi_562 13

Thursday 29 March 2012 0:37

Ew..haha.

perdix 29

Thursday 29 March 2012 0:38

Sucks to be ewe!

nofearjenshere 12

Thursday 29 March 2012 0:43

Very witty of ewe.

THExistentialist 13

Thursday 29 March 2012 0:54

OP was like, "awwww cute, ewe!" but then was like, "AWWW EWE NARRSTY!" and then the others all laughed and said "afterbirth slip n' slide; ewe doing it wrong."

twilightluvr101 4

Thursday 29 March 2012 1:34

Lol Way to ruin it 43!

sonicgreg 12

Thursday 29 March 2012 2:24

Better be in the sheep than on the lamb

iloveweed69 7

Thursday 29 March 2012 0:41

EW :(

RabidBunny 10

Thursday 29 March 2012 0:42

At least you have a new little lamb! I wish I had a lamb...

notfarremoved 4

Thursday 29 March 2012 1:27

I also wish a had lamb...roast

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