Kids: Today, the little eight-year-old boy I was babysitting called...

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By Biebs_ - 26/04/2016 17:18 - United States - New Braunfels

Today, the little eight-year-old boy I was babysitting called me a psychopathic bitch because I didn't give him Oreos. FML

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TonierShadow 19

Wednesday 27 April 2016 4:24

I would react the same way if someone didn't give me Oreos.

DabForMe 5

Wednesday 27 April 2016 3:19

Savage

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DabForMe 5

Wednesday 27 April 2016 3:19

Savage

TonierShadow 19

Wednesday 27 April 2016 4:24

I would react the same way if someone didn't give me Oreos.

tomvertigo 17

Wednesday 27 April 2016 4:34

Not good that such a wee kid knows such language BUT I would have lost it hearing him say it

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