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By yeeaaboyee - 20/03/2016 22:02 - United States - Naples

Today, the inner section of my derrière became swollen and started hurting to the point where I was unable to sit straight, for reasons unknown. This, of course, had to happen before a 7-hour long transatlantic flight. Followed by a 4 hour wait for another 3 hour flight, then 2 hours in a car. FML

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