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By unpleasantlymoist - 03/06/2016 23:04 - United States

Today, the hotel I live and work at is having one of its busiest weekends. Since 8 am I have done breakfast, laundry, and housekeeping. Just as I clock out, a transformer across the street blew out and the whole area is without power. No shower and Mass Effect for me. FML.

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