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yeah, well the highlight of my day was standing up to get juice.. I have been sick and pukeing for two days. yesterday i was out of my bed all together for maybe half hour, including going to the bathroom. oh yeah, later is our Christmas party with lots of people coming over, and my mom says to stay in my room the whole time so I don't get anybody sick. FML


Well, then call the butcher shop and ask if they have pig's feet. When they answer yes, ask them, "So, where do you buy shoes?" Now, you're going to tell me you're a thalidamide baby.

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