Spiders, Phobias and Animals: Today, the amount of spiders in my house has gotten so bad that...

By terrified - 08/06/2015 03:13 - United States - Union Star

Today, the amount of spiders in my house has gotten so bad that it's become routine to shake out any blankets or towels before using them. FML

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By spider-sarah - 08/10/2016 09:35 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, I found out the hard way that if you leave your sheets on the washing line too long, spiders will go and make their new home in them. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/04/2022 12:00

Today, some spider must have had babies somewhere in the walls, because every five minutes I seem to find yet another spider on my ceiling, in my cupboards, under the furniture, everywhere. I’m so fed up of smashing them, I’m thinking of getting the house fumigated. FML

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By Anonim23 - 15/08/2019 20:00

Today, the spiders in my house are so big that they catch wasps in their webs. FML

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By dickwebs - 22/11/2010 03:42 - Germany

Today, I was taking off my underwear to change into fresh clothes. Pulling them down, I realize there's a big fat spider in them. Not only did I have a spider chilling with my genitals the whole day, but I'm deathly afraid of them. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/06/2014 08:56 - United Kingdom - Dunmow

Today, despite years of paranoid checking, I forgot to check my towel for spiders after my shower. Two crawled onto me, and I'm pretty sure there's one somewhere in my hair. FML

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By dre_bro11 - 06/11/2011 12:17 - Australia

Today, I found the same spider which I had let live yesterday hidden in my bath towel. I didn't find it until it was smeared on my face. FML

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By AussieGirl - 21/11/2009 11:40 - Australia

Today, as I put on my pajamas, a large spider ran down my leg. After freaking out, killing it, and recomposing myself, I went to the bathroom. As I sat down to go to the toilet, I looked up to see hundreds of baby spiders hanging over my head. FML

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By chrskr13 - 28/07/2023 12:00 - Denmark - Soborg

Today, I had to sleep on couch cushions on the kitchen floor because í saw a tiny spider crawl under my bed. FML

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By yuckspider - 20/04/2009 00:17 - United States

Today, I saw a spider crawling on the floor but had nothing to kill it with and it hid somewhere. So, I got dressed and went out and come home for a shower, and as I'm taking off my undies, something crushed and black fell out. It was the spider and he had been in my underwear the entire day. FML

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By SpideyFace - 19/03/2011 01:36 - Canada

Today, with water in my eyes, I stepped out of the shower and rubbed my face with a towel. When I looked in the mirror, I realized there had been a giant spider on the towel. Its guts and legs were smeared all over my face. FML

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kingcaper817 14

Monday 8 June 2015 14:28

Burn it, burn it to the ground

weedle99 23

Monday 8 June 2015 14:30

Exterminator?

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abNormal62 23

Monday 8 June 2015 14:46

What a tangled web we weave, when first we fail to keep it clean!!!

abNormal62 23

Monday 8 June 2015 14:48

Look for webs! Do you see any messages? Like "Some Pig!" ?

haileyrows 26

Monday 8 June 2015 14:48

Sorry, grammar nazi moment... *has, because it is referring to "the amount" which is a singular noun.

hailhydra 6

Monday 8 June 2015 19:58

you suck.

lantz4levi 19

Monday 8 June 2015 14:51

Seriously op that's not safe. Call an exterminator

Earths_Venus 25

Monday 8 June 2015 14:51

Oh now I get why it's called arachNOphobia. Because there's NO way I'm going near your house!

ZombieSazza 34

Monday 8 June 2015 14:55

Forget burning the house, bombing it would be more effective.

bleedingglitter 24

Monday 8 June 2015 15:02

Move.

Wolfipoo 31

Monday 8 June 2015 15:05

I feel for you OP, I die inside every time I see one.

Calacor 17

Monday 8 June 2015 15:09

Dear lord have mercy with OP

HowEmbarassing85 1

Monday 8 June 2015 15:18

I do the same!

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