I was going to be a smartass until I saw your username..

It's Bruce Lee you should be afraid of, after all he did kick Chuck's ass ;D

I thumbed him up because of his profile pic and username... Don't mess with chuck Norris, he'll punch you in the face... :D but seriously... Just be nice op, at least he's doing something for himself and trying to make a living...

You're still a dick for saying that. Username or not.

Not just you, the OP did word this in a very lovely way.

And is in desperate need for a shower. ...and somewhere to sleep. Because, y'know, even Zombie Hobos need to freshen up.

Haha I guess the whole "bath salts" thing was a just a cover up eh?

Couldn't agree more!

Wouldn't you rather have given him benefit of the doubt?

I'm not supporting a habit. Instead, I'll procure supplies for them. I'm sure they'd rather be handed hot food than have to go in and face judgmental stares an pointing children in a fast food restaurant.

They could use the drive thru

Of course. With their super ******* awesome Ferrari.

The OP's grammar is fine, unlike yours. "Grammatically correct"? Really? In your sentence, it should be "grammatically correctly". Oh, and if you think any of his words are "big", you must still be in middle school.

One mistake doesn't mean ALL her grammar is bad. I've heard plenty of well-educated people refer to something as "grammatically correct" or "politically correct".

That's because in those examples, it's correct. In #25's sentence however, the adverb form is called for. Your "ditzy teen" routine is getting pretty old, Kendal.

The mods take care of spelling and grammatical errors before the FML is published... Idiot.

61 - Yes, but mods are human and sometimes miss things, too. A few times commenters will point out mistakes and they'll go back and fix it! :')

I'm actually a very sarcastic unicorn. Not a lot of people know that.

53- Hey, I'm nothing but ditzy. I've skipped a grade and am taking advanced engineering classes. Watch it, bud. And don't look down on me because of my age. So what, I may have less years than you. But I'm an equal. And I'm pretty sure my IQ may be higher than yours. And I'm damn sure more mature than most people my age.

"I'm nothing but ditzy"? Gee, thanks for agreeing with me, I guess.

I meant anything. It's a little hard typing and holding an "attentive" conversation. And maybe if you'd read past the first sentence, you'd know I didn't mean that because of the fact that I gave you many reasons supporting the fact that I'm FAR from ditzy. Ditzy people don't become engineers, love.

I did read past it, but there was so much immaturity and blatantly bogus claims that I just summarily dismissed it all for your own sake. If you're the best representative of your generation, I can see why some people think that the world is on its deathbed. Good night, "love".

You don't know ANYTHING about me. And if you want proof of everything I said, I'd be overjoyed...no...ELATED to supply you with adequate proof. And how would I be going to the tenth grade at 14 and taking college level engineering classes if I was ditzy, hm? I'd love to hear how much of a failure your high school career was/still is. Aw hell, I have nothing to prove to a person in their late-twenties more than likely sitting in his mother's basement attempting to harass a 14 year old through a screen. Oh, look at you! You're just the epitome of mature, aren't you?

I have no idea [what my IQ is]. People who boast about their IQ are losers. - Stephen Hawking Boasting about vague achievements on the Internet is not an endearing quality. The wider point is that when you play grammar police, failing to have perfect grammar (especially when what you're supposedly correcting is, indeed, without error) will inevitably result in a verbal dog pile.

Oh, Kendal. *sigh* For all your self proclaimed intelligence, you seem to lack the wisdom to know that when a stranger anonymously insults your intelligence on the internet, the best thing to do is to just tell to them to go **** themselves.

I think all of this was just a misunderstanding and you guys are fighting for no reason.

And I'm not sure why everyone is ganging up on me. I mean, come on. Shrike or whoever's profile said he's 29. He's more than twice my age. Why aren't you all bitching to him? And I'm not boasting. I was proving the fact that I'm not ditzy. And he was out of place for calling me a ditz, anyway.

There is nothing mature or intelligent about fighting on the internet. Both of you need to calm your shit

I'm fine with that, but obviously Shrike felt like picking a fight. I guess I did kind of fuel their fire.

Yeah... Hey, I know I'm late to the fight or whatever we've decided we're gonna call it, but to agree with the person that quoted Stephen Hawking: IQ is simply a measure of how quick you are to learn. A guy with an IQ of 130 (Technical but not MENSA genius) can learn and achieve more than someone with an IQ of 165. Its all completely dependent of how much exposure a given person has to information. And, if we are talking (or thinking rather) of the same 10th grade Engineering classes, they aren't particularly difficult. The real prodigies of our generation (engineering and otherwise) are out there as engineers (or whatever they geared up to be) already.

I just said that I'm taking ADVANCED engineering classes. Which means they're above grade level. And hey, at my age I'm not supposed to be too far into high school yet. And I wouldn't have ever stated this if my intelligence hadn't been in question.

Hubris certainly is a powerful motivator!

Hubris is an amazing word that I had lost. Thank you sir!