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im assuming OP wasnt wearing any uniform of some sort. coz i'd also get freaked out if some stranger stared at me for years.
if you're a legit lifeguard then you're wearing a uniform
Obviously none of you guys are certified lifeguards, if you think that person(s) is a distressed swimmer you pay slightly more attention than regular.. lol
'none of you guys'? Most people here have commented FYL, not YDI....who are you talking to?
Get a pair of sunglasses, so they can't tell if you are staring at them.
Come to think of it.... Most lifeguards are required to wear shades for this reason... I didn't find it creepy, though, til just now
"Watching as the frilly panties run." "Agualung" is now playing in my head. (: I'm curious if that person complaining was actually in water and if the OP was able to contain his erection? :P
Clearly OP wasn't told that a good lifeguard stares upwards so as not to unsettle anyone who might swim past their view, and only responds to direct calls of "someone's drowning!"
I hope your boss or supervisor isn't stupid enough to fire you for doing your job
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They seem to have spent an ironically long time looking at you...
No miss I wasn't staring at your breasts, I was making sure you weren't drowning!