Today somebody had to remind me that I got so drunk last night...

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By Roxanne - 22/02/2017 14:36 - Netherlands - Delft

Today somebody had to remind me that I got so drunk last night that I showed my ass to people smoking a cigarette outside the bar because they were making fun about the fact that I was puking. -FML

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