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Today’s Your Last Day on Earth! Take This Quiz to Find Out if You’ll Survive!

By Nina / samedi 23 septembre 2017 06:30
Yo, this is not a drill. Some Christian numerologists legitimately believe today is the day of our reckoning. Chances are if you’re reading this, everything’s fine. Or else the world is falling apart and you’re just being incredibly irresponsible dallying around on FML.

Who’s ready to irrationally freak out about the apocalypse (again)?

According to Christian numerologist David Meade, the Earth is set to collide with another planet today and all the series of recent disasters have all been symptoms of our impending doom.

The signs are all right there in the Bible, according to Meade, specifically Luke:25-26.

“25: There will be signs in the sun, moon and stars. On the earth, nations will be in anguish and perplexity at the roaring and tossing of the sea. People will faint from terror, apprehensive of what is coming on the world, for the heavenly bodies will be shaken.'


"'26: Men’s hearts failing them for fear, and for looking after those things which are coming on the earth: for the powers of heaven shall be shaken.'

Yep, sounds about right.

Anyway, I’m not worried because I took this quiz and it told me I’d fare just fine...but would you? Let's find out!

 

Who else is on the survival team with me? Let me know in the comments!

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By  Dave_Davington  |  27

At first, I considered befriending the cannibals just to kill them all and steal their food. Then, I realised the subtle but nonetheless rather serious problem with that plan.

By  RichardPencil  |  22

Good news, Humanity! According to this quiz, there will be RichardPencil comments after the apocalypse! My fans know I can find humor in almost anything, and I’m think I’m up to the challenge of finding the funny of civilization ending.

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By  Dave_Davington  |  27

At first, I considered befriending the cannibals just to kill them all and steal their food. Then, I realised the subtle but nonetheless rather serious problem with that plan.

By  Joshua Benjamin  |  4

1. "Christian numerologists"? what does that even mean? 2. They're concerned about Revelations 12, not what is referenced here. 3. I have read none who claim today is doomsday.

By  RichardPencil  |  22

Good news, Humanity! According to this quiz, there will be RichardPencil comments after the apocalypse! My fans know I can find humor in almost anything, and I’m think I’m up to the challenge of finding the funny of civilization ending.

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