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By Coniferously - 09/04/2016 03:02 - United States - Cuyahoga Falls
Today, right before sex, I nonchalantly mentioned that I had pee. This usually wouldn't be a big deal, but my 25-year-old boyfriend refused to have sex with me until after I went, in fear of me peeing on him - whilst he was inside. I was hoping it was a joke, but it wasn't. I am dating an idiot. FML