Miscellaneous: Today, our school went to an elementary school to read to the...

By thanksjill - 10/03/2009 22:51 - United States

Today, our school went to an elementary school to read to the kids. One of the girls in my group asked me if she could switch into another group, so I asked her what was wrong with mine. She said, "Nothing, I wanna be in her group. She's prettier." I was insulted by a kindergartner. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/07/2014 15:50 - United States

Today, I went to the mall. A little girl was walking around and telling everyone that they were pretty. When she got to me, she gave me a disgusted look and walked away. FML

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By sophie - 13/04/2011 16:36 - United States

Today, my teacher told me I wasn't pretty enough to play the princess part in the play. FML

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By Mr. Shawzy - 14/01/2009 13:09 - Canada

Today, the ugliest girl in school walked by me and said "ewwww". FML

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By teach - 05/02/2009 00:40 - Canada

Today, at the elementary school where I teach, the kids all voted for their favorite teacher. I was the only one to receive zero votes. When I asked a small group of students why no one voted for me, one boy replied "because you're the ugliest". FML

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By Anonymous - 24/02/2016 20:35 - Philippines - Las Pi?as City

Today, at preschool, I got to meet the mother of my daughter's best friend. She complimented mine's grades, and noted her quirkiness. I complimented her's for being congenial and being well-rounded. Later, my daughter said they are no longer besties because her mom said I called her daughter fat. FML

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By badteacher - 24/10/2010 05:26 - United States

Today, while I was substitute teaching a middle school class, a boy, named Chris, refused to get in the boy's line for the bathroom. After I had said, "Chris, what makes you think you're a girl?" in a very loud voice, one of the other students said "She is a girl." I've scarred a child for life. FML

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By thebiteof87 - 22/07/2015 06:32 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, I was reading a picture storybook to a kindergarten kid. She could pronounce more words than me, and corrected me. I'm about triple her age. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/09/2023 00:02

Today, I unwillingly transferred to a private from a public school this year, due to my parent's rampant political beliefs. Some of the popular girls I went to school with in elementary school also attend this school. I smiled at one of them in the hallway when I saw them this morning. She saw me and rolled her eyes. FML

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By Cindell Hanson - 02/03/2020 05:00

Today, a student told me to fuck off. I work with 3 year-olds. FML

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By 99jellybean - 26/01/2016 03:02 - United States - Rochester

Today, a girl in my class threw a temper tantrum. Why? Because she wanted my seat. We're in high school. FML

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sunshyne84_fml 0

Wednesday 11 March 2009 3:12

kids are assholes

Maltastic 0

Wednesday 11 March 2009 3:14

Don't let it get to you, kids don't see much. I should know, I had a crush on Rufio from "Hook" when I was a kid.

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nwill229 0

Wednesday 11 March 2009 3:07

you should learn how to spell first...it is kindergartener

sunshyne84_fml 0

Wednesday 11 March 2009 3:12

kids are assholes

effmyyliifee 0

Wednesday 11 March 2009 3:13

FYL if u let a 5 yr old offend u. come on noww

sunpai 7

Friday 22 August 2014 21:55

Your grammar is horrendous. Maybe you are the five year old...

Maltastic 0

Wednesday 11 March 2009 3:14

Don't let it get to you, kids don't see much. I should know, I had a crush on Rufio from "Hook" when I was a kid.

bsneeze 0

Wednesday 11 March 2009 3:15

lol #4 who didn't? It's a kindergartener...they're stupid

whodathunk 0

Wednesday 11 March 2009 3:16

#1: When correcting people's writing, you should write correctly yourself. (Also, "kindergardeners" is what this site accepts as correct; "kindergarteners" gets underlined in red. So, maybe she can spell and it's fmylife.com that can't.) OP: You've got to love them.

indyme 0

Sunday 22 November 2009 2:30

It is kindergartner. Merriam-webster.com is great. And to the German major, pay attention and you'll notice that American English is very different from the queen's English, and therefore, all European roots are nearly worthless in terms of trying to spell a word "correctly".

imnutsss 0

Thursday 20 May 2010 0:57

nevertheless #6 she still didn't spell kindergardeners...

StephanieSays 0

Wednesday 11 March 2009 3:18

kids that young generally don't mean to be offensive, so don't take it to heart.

yay_fml 0

Wednesday 11 March 2009 3:19

Kids have weird priorities. But I bet she knows how to spell kindergarten.

thebaroness1984 0

Wednesday 11 March 2009 3:24

You shouldn't be insulted by that. Kids are not only brutally honest, but sometimes they just say things to get a rise out of you. One of the Kindergartners at the school I'm working at told me "I'm smarter than you!" I just thought it was cute. :-)