Love: Today, one of the mentally disabled kids in the phys ed class...

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By forever alone - 30/04/2016 02:25 - United States - San Francisco

Today, one of the mentally disabled kids in the phys ed class I work in asked me for my number so we could have a playdate. This is the first time a boy has ever asked me for my number. FML

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smallandroid 26

Sunday 1 May 2016 8:25

Go out with him! You might have fun!

TheRainbowNoob 11

Sunday 1 May 2016 12:53

oh god... it took me a minute to think of actual fun... I'm an awful person

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smallandroid 26

Sunday 1 May 2016 8:25

Go out with him! You might have fun!

TheRainbowNoob 11

Sunday 1 May 2016 12:53

oh god... it took me a minute to think of actual fun... I'm an awful person

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