By Ford - 03/01/2018 01:30

Today, a child that was born due to my donation to a sperm bank in 1995 contacted me. My current wife, who I met in 2003, is convinced I cheated on her and is filing for a divorce. FML
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ChakatBlackstar 29

So math isn't her strong suit? Or is she just using it as an excuse?

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withered 30

I am sorry that your wife thinks that. Fetch some papers to prove that you were a donor and ask that child or/and his parents to confirm it. And after that ask him/her why he/she thought it was appropriate to contact you in any way.

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heavenlyassbutt 11

I'm sorry, but if she's that stupid about basic math, leave her!

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Rabite 28

It's quite convenient that you left out how old the actual child is. Now nearly everyone here can comment about how stupid your wife seems to be.

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Nailah Butler 4

his donation was in 1995 that doesnt mean thats when the sperm was used

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dwight7476 11

She don’t want to understand and don’t love you

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gbomb82 5

I love how in the comments section everybody's an expert on the law involved in this sort of thing

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Dayle Ross Diamond 4

She'd not be convinced you're cheating. She's looking for an excuse.

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UOFreak07 8

I thought that people that used donors had to sign a waiver stating that they weren't allowed to try and contact the donor that was used.

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SataySticks 13

Depend where you live. In NZ the child is given access to details about their parentage when they turn 18. Same with adoption. The child has to be told they are adopted and offered any information they have on the parents.

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sharond23 10

your wife apparently isn't very bright.

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