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By Anonymous - / Friday 10 December 2010 02:23 / United States
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By  dudeitsdanny  |  9

Next time you blow him, bite on his balls and tell him you thought it'd be fun ;) Or get him worked up to have sex, then tell him you wanna stop there because you think it'll be more fun. Or some variation of revenge. Doesn't have to be sexual, my mind's just in that place right now.

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  Hayman68  |  4

I'd shoot him in both his knees then light him on fire while saying, "Where's my asprin? Where's my asprin? I'm getting real tired of you ducking me man," and so on.

By  alaaloo_fml_fml  |  0

He was only TRYING to help... not the best timing of course. His intentions were well meant.

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He may be a moron but like I said he wasn't intentionally trying to upset OP.

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  Tancaliel  |  12

"Not the best timing"? If he'd cracked a funny joke (i.e. verbally), while OP's grief was still so fresh that she wanting comforting, not cheering up, that's bad timing. This, however... Even if you don't consider the whole friend-just-died situation for a moment, but just a random person with a bad enough headache to ask for a painkiller. And instead of aspirin, their boyfriend gives them a laxative, so now they can have stomach pain and diarrhea in addition to the headache! Fun, right? No, of course not. How can you even consider that a funny-haha joke? How is it anything but a jerk-ass prank, regardless of the situation? So, combined with the fact that it wasn't a random situation, but OP was grieving over a good friend that'd just died... "not the best timing" doesn't even begin to cover it. As for the good intentions thing... if I were to break your arm, then exclaim "but I did that to cheer you up!", would you go "oh, alright then, at least your intentions were good"? Probably not, because everyone can see how incurring physical pain isn't ever going to cheer someone up. How is OP's boyfriend causing her physical pain and discomfort really that much different? OP: I'm sorry. Both for the loss of your friend and that fact that your boyfriend is a complete moron. :/

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41- That's exactly what I've been trying to get across haha. I've restated myself 3 different times and people STILL don't get it. You put it very clearly and nicely though. Well done :)

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  AceArctic  |  4

53 You have waaaaay too much time on your hands -.-

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  chadkind  |  0

4 I think you hurt 49s feelings there 49 stop acting like a little baby there is a time for a prank and there is a time to sit with your girl and hold her and try to make her feel better I would be pissed if my friend died and some ass hole did something that stupid to me some one would be hurting when I got done with them

By  dudeitsdanny  |  9

Next time you blow him, bite on his balls and tell him you thought it'd be fun ;) Or get him worked up to have sex, then tell him you wanna stop there because you think it'll be more fun. Or some variation of revenge. Doesn't have to be sexual, my mind's just in that place right now.

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  Mr_26  |  0

When I get blue-balled I tend to get rapey. at least my neighbors now know to keep their pets and small children indoors at all times.

By  Hopersz  |  0

Def agreed. He shouldnt be pulling little kid games right now since he knows this is when you will be needing him the most. He needs to have some compassion and grow up. Im sorry about the death of your friend OP. I know how that can be, my nephew has been gone for a yr now due to someone shooting him and killing him. Innocent person, and had a full life to live. Wrong place at the wrong time. GL OP, this will pass soon not now and im sorry

By  TheNewGuy03  |  26

holy crap, your man is a bona fide tard. because we all know it's nice to try and make our significant others shit profusely after already enduring tremendous amounts of physical and emotional pain... |the kid|

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  TheNewGuy03  |  26

ha! starile, i was positively bawling with laughter! :O of course, the natural thing to do here is post your ear close to the shut door while your victim is busy blasting their innermost, er, innards in or around the toilet. and wait. too bad that's not nice in real life. |the kid|

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