By Anonymous - 11/05/2015 06:59 - Canada - Maple Ridge

Today, once again, I explained that yes, I'm Russian. No, I'm not a communist. No, I don't pray to a picture of Putin riding a bear. And no, I don't have any vodka on me. FML
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MrConcise 34

No vodka on you? What good is being Russian? I'm sincerely disappointed, OP.

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Wizardo 33

As any well trained sleeper cell is meant to do buddy.

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getfokinrektm8 9

the stereotypes are real

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Overlord247 20

Oh my god, professor. You can't just ask people why they are white!

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Dreamteambooya 3

Every Russian hates Gorbachev

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writerchic85 25

I'm of German descent and people used to ask me all the time if I was related to Hitler. First of all, Hitler didn't have any kids. Second of all, there were more people in Germany than just Hitler. I would always ask what ethnicity they were and ask them an equally stupid question. Oh you're French? Are you related to Napoleon?

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FieldLeftBlank 20

Everyone knows that's the place with the koalas.

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Expat81_fml 1

the French wouldn't ask such a stupid question..

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amandathemermaid 19

Well they would, but they'd surrender before the person would even get the chance answer.

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brenton490 19

Hey! Take that back. I am related to Napoleon!

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orsombre_fml 11

LOL A French would know that Hitler was Austrian. Your example does not sound credible.

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Becca34 31

As a Canadian I feel the pain of this. The stereotypes are crazy. My stepmother met a woman who actually believed we sleep in igloos.

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randomname98 22

I once had a woman note how poor people are if they "live in those tiny houses on the lake." She was referring to ice fishing houses.

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littlekellilee 45

I went to an interview in Seattle and told another interviewee that when it snows, we ride our pet polar bears to work. He said it makes total sense.

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whitetiger13131 26

Most of Canada's population lives within 100 kilometers of the US border, so I wonder why they think we are just instantly snow ice and polar bears haha. It's a political border, not climate

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tormcn 26

"Oh you're from Canada. You haven't seen a mosquito before". My step father while visiting family in the U.S

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bassfisher100 23

I just thought yall were all really nice.

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Pat5519 14

How do you know when a Canadian is going on a date? The entire dog team has had a bath.

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TenebrionHZ 5

Hey, look at the bright side. At least they didn't accuse you of ruining DotA 2 games.

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getfokinrektm8 9

the stereotypes are real

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MikkaBozu 5

Stereostype sure suck. I'm sorry, OP, I hope you still have a nice time in Canada or wherever you are now.

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