Today, on the first day of my nanny job, I wanted to impress my employers with how trustworthy and responsible I am. During the sixty seconds that I went to pee, the two-year-old found a black Sharpie and scribbled all over the wall. Nail polish remover made it ten times worse. FML

By whytoday / Saturday 14 May 2011 06:50 / United States
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By  hare  |  19

blame it on the Jesus juice!

  Blueglasscup  |  17

It says so right there! Yes he or she takes sixty seconds to piss!

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