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By MartysBoy - 23/02/2016 03:57 - United States - Avon

Today, on my way to school I was dreading my first period Spanish class with the most annoying teacher at my school, only to be interrupted by a black Buick smashing into my bumper. A woman emerged from the car yelling "AY AY AY NO ME GUSTA!" It was my Spanish teacher. FML

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