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By souljaboi - 08/06/2016 07:34 - Canada - Delta

Today, on my way downtown, I received a phone call while driving. It was from my mom. She had gotten into a car accident. I wasnt home and could not come to help. Later I receive a call from her friend that my mom was in handcuffs by the police because they found her with a bag of weed. FML

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thraax 14

Wednesday 8 June 2016 19:30

I'm sorry she got in an accident! I hope she didn't get injured. But for the weed, she deserves it if it's not legal where you are

ThrottleJockey 35

Wednesday 8 June 2016 19:08

Your mom is a legend!

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ThrottleJockey 35

Wednesday 8 June 2016 19:08

Your mom is a legend!

thraax 14

Wednesday 8 June 2016 19:30

I'm sorry she got in an accident! I hope she didn't get injured. But for the weed, she deserves it if it's not legal where you are

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