By Anonymous - 25/02/2018 13:00 - United States - New Hyde Park

Today, my younger brother, who still lives in our parents' basement and has never held a job in his life, announced that his girlfriend is pregnant with their third child. I'm a college graduate living on my own and I've never even had sex. FML
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thehaystackerine 20

Sounds like you got your life in order though. That's worth something.

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onceuponatime456 16

I can see that your parents are complete ******* idiots for allowing this!

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thatslifeiguess7 16

OMG its the real life mamas family! Run run run as far as you can! change your last name kike its the Wittness protection program

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_ali__cat_ 14

You can't base a successful life off of how much sex you've had. At least when you finally have a child of your own it will be taken care of in your own house with your own money.

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ChakatBlackstar 29

You have a degree, support yourself, and have no kids. Seems like no sex is a small price to pay for that imho.

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Lobby_Bee 17

Girlfriend seems to have a job, her legs are always open for business.

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Rabite 28

Yeah, totally weird that two people in a relationship have sex, right? What a ****!

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RichardPencil 30

What kind of crap school did you go to? In college, I learned that you should get your brother’s girlfriend to introduce you with her slutty friends. Calculus 101, the Transitive Property: If a girl is ******* your brother, it’s likely that her friends will **** you.

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Rabite 28

So what is the connection here? Do you think you deserve sex more than him because you have a job?

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tonyfan00 38

I'd take being a virgin over being a **** any day!

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