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By hatingyourjob101 - 19/01/2017 17:54 - United States - Sandy

Today, my work day sucked so bad, I made up new lyrics to the Barney song "I love you". And it goes like this. "I hate you, I hate me, please just fucking leave me be" FML.

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OhPuhleeze 23

Sunday 29 January 2017 23:00

This should count as a win for the wonderful song that should become the anthem here at FML.

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OhPuhleeze 23

Sunday 29 January 2017 23:00

This should count as a win for the wonderful song that should become the anthem here at FML.

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