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By anonymous - 17/02/2017 17:13 - United States - Philadelphia
Today, my wife was really tired but couldn't go to sleep. At 3AM she asked me to have sex with her to help her fall asleep. As soon as I made her cum our son woke up. Once he went fell asleep my wife came back to bed and fell asleep without giving me any attention. Cock-blocked by my kid. FML