Intimacy: Today, my wife was giving me head. Half way through I felt a...

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By dentist? - 20/02/2016 01:48 - United States - Torrance

Today, my wife was giving me head. Half way through I felt a pinch and heard something fall onto the floor. My wife gasped and covered her mouth in horror. Her front tooth fell out. FML

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