By Anonymous - 21/09/2011 18:39 - United States

Today, my wife told me the main reason she married me is because I have a cool last name. FML
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raaawwwrrZ 8

She is mrs. Heinekinbudwisercaptainmorganstien

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ikickgingers 15

I want that Iast name.

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ikickgingers 15

Sharing is caring.

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missyj0 12

You 2 should just get married then :D

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raaawwwrrZ 8

Who gets married besed on a cool last name... Its such a good idea

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ikickgingers 15

I'll share my beer and captain but not my guitars.

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ikickgingers 15

Wooooooooo Elvis or drive thru?

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mackop 0

that's not really related to this fml... just sayin... :)

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rawrr61 4

Well he is sharing the name. But even if it wasn't, there's nothing wrong with spreading the message of sharing.

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WeAreAHurricane 14

I think it might be if they were asking op to share the last name....if not then well it was pretty random :)

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Cheesecakee 11

Atleast she said main...it could have been the only reason..

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MichellinMan 20

Ummm... I know this is a weird question... But are you a girl or a boy?!

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2wenty0ne21 0

Nice eyes. Goes with ur hair.

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Mr_Banana 5

180, you can click on her profile it would tell you, incase the miss in her name wasn't enough.

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screamingxpanda 5

-She obviously knows the meaning of marriage.

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thepersonyouknow 9

its a compliment!

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ImInABox 6

My best friend has an awesome last name. Smiley.

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YtotsDI 0

that would suck if they were emo or scene XD

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MrSexyPants 14

My two best friend's last names are Calamari and Kissee no joke. Hehe

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fakeaccountX 6

You're that NFL player CJ Ah You, aren't you?

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Haha_oh_wait 4

Or John David Booty.

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