By divorced - 19/08/2010 10:01 - United States

Today, my wife put divorce papers in my birthday card. FML
I agree, your life sucks 63 749
You deserved it 4 559
Labour Day: Rest or Disaster?
Find out how a day off can turn into a series of hilarious, unexpected events. More…
Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

Next

Top comments

jackieeoo 0

for her birthday u can tell her she doesn't get to keep the house

77 2
Kingfmltrust 0

that's messed up. are u ok bro?

62 2

Comments

Barrientos432 5

Ouch>.< that sucks..

2 0
iamepiclee 3

good luck buddy! don't let her get everything man or ur a lil wuss!

1 1
alxvolleyball7 0

ouch lol but seriously suck it up my moms been divorced 4 times now! that meens another new stepdad on the way for me! hope you don't have kids!

0 12
Ludii_fml 0

i think its the new fashionnable thing to do. "yay let's get married and divorce in a couple of years! c'mon it'll be funnn. and we can have even more fun by making some kids!! oooh i can't wait to see their faces when we tell'em to choose who they wanna live with. hooray for competitionnn"

10 0
Brittney_E 0

my mom is a bigger slag then. married and divorced 10 times. sorry if our lives aren't the way we'd like them to be.

0 2
Chrisskiies 0

Wow that's alot Britney, I would have given up after wife number 2. But that's just me.

1 0
StrickenAza34 4

Happy Birthday, finally got rid of the bitch!

9 0
Cinn_fml 22

Harsh. Did you do something to severely piss her off or did you just marry a bitch?

2 2
Epic_Times 10

I think she could just be a cold hearted bitch lol

1 2
SpaceMannn 0

I sure hope she put money in there too. so sad op. so sad.

1 0
spady62287 0

cancel that bitch... buy yourself another one.

3 3