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*alien 1 - Hurry grab her! Alien2- I can't she's too heavy!! Alien1- Don't break your back... Just drop her.

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maybe she's too fat for the tractor beam meaning that she weighs more than a cow since thats what aliens stereotypically abduct

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Tractor beam? Is that PTO driven? Silly me. I would've thought their technology was way ahead of tractors...

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give them a break. they spent all their money on the AFTL drive. tractors are all they could afford with the left over.

Ahahaha. Did she watch The Fourth Kind? It might help if you tell her that movie, despite its claims, is mostly entirely fictional. It's BASED on actual disappearances, but all the real "footage" is entirely fake. But if this has nothing to do with her watching this film, or any alien film for that matter, then fuck. I dunno what to tell you. Maybe...play along? Say, "Oh, my gosh! I was reading about stuff like that happening on the news!" Uh. See what happens. Yeah. Whatev

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