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your wife is simply reminding you "honey this is why i don't suck your penis. this is what it smells like down there".

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well i dont know about other women but i smell fine lol. if it reeks down there attack them with some fem fresh!

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and the same goes with u blokes and ur outbursts of DNA. it tastes like bleach salt and chlorine

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lol 59!!! advice for all men- drink pineapple juice and I promise there won't be a problem with ur taste hahaha

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oh ewwwy a period! grow the feck up! average of five days a month! u piss outta your dick and ejaculate the foulest tasting shit known to earth out of it and expect us to suck and swallow then say no i don't think i should return the favour? i ought to cut your dick off sir!

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kartilino is fuckin desperate for any girls attention. what a douche. and of course every girl is going to tell a guy "yea I clean and I smell fine" it's not like a girl would be like "hey I wouldn't do that, I have quite a smelly snatch" haha

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Curlsgetthegirls, you seriously don't understand why pendatik called you an ignorant Aussie? He obviously didn't bring nationality just for the sake of it, he did it because you said "I'm not an illiterate American". So, you mention nationalities and then get mad if someone else does it too? It doesn't really matter if you're an Aussie or not, he was just trying to make a point, it seems like you're the slow one because you didn't understand that. Your other point doesn't make much

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agree with leesh. on a side note, what the hell is wrong with some of you!? nothing wrong with chewing the beef curtains.. get in there!!

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he's all mad about it, like he's never scratched under his nuts on a hot sweaty day and smelled his fingers after.

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she probably wanted you to get a whiff of how smelly your balls were lol wife: here baby...take that!*rubs underwear in face* OP: aww what the fack ! hahahaha

OH I know this game, first you with your underwear, her with her underwear and before you know it, herpagonasyphilaids.

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if I ever discover a new STD, I am going to name it GigglePony just because I love how you mushed up other stds to make that cool new word :-)

Perhaps it was more of a revenge act? Kind of like a "You like leaving me skid marks to clean... lets see YOU clean them with YOUR tongue!"

Smell it, smell it... now taste it. Depends how often you change your draws, I'm guessing not very often, because it was that bad to end up on here :P

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