By nickw177 - 22/10/2012 01:21 - United States

Today, my wife confused terminology from my religion with stuff from Harry Potter. FML
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ninjawatcher 2

Now I want to know what religion.

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MisterDoctor 12

Do you solemnly swear that she's up to no good?

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obsydian_fml 3

Wiccan? Could make sense. Another FML in which more details would be grand!

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MidnaLink 33

Does it really matter which religion?

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citymayer 7

A little bit. For context and whatnot.

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xmaximusx 12

Harry potter ? Religion ? Make-belief ? Sounds about right

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clueless05 12

I don't know about anyone else, but I enjoy reading Harry Potter much more than the Bible.

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ambowew 7

It would probably explain so much if we were to place Harry in the place of Jesus. He simply moved said rock that was concealing his tomb with a simple swish and flick. Wingardium Leviosa! Remember, make the 'gar' nice and long.

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annie_nk 22

Comparing the miracles Jesus performed to spells from Harry Potter? Sounds fun! :D

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Garulf 7

One can understand the confusion

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ZBot 4

Could be Catholic, Harry Potter uses a lot of Latin

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jellycorn 13

At least she didn't confuse your religion with Twilight. That would just be a downright insult.

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Factor_fml 6

Harry Potter is a far more engaging fiction.

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MidnaLink 33

I honestly want to know how he deserves this just because his wife is a dumbass!!

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nevereyes 31

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EyesofStone 27

I highly doubt that anyone in their right mind would believe that Harry Potter is real witchcraft. Or maybe I'm just jumping off the bandwagon here and putting too much faith in humanity.

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nevereyes 31

Insulting, happy.... And witchcraft practiced by : Wiccan's, witches, pagans, neo-pagans, necromancers, and Druids (just to name a few) is what real witch craft is. And 80, sadly there are some people who believe Harry potter to be real witch craft....quite sad really.

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EyesofStone 27

Yeah, that's what I meant by "real" witchcraft. I happen to practice neo-Pagan magic, so I would consider that real. But, to each his own beliefs, I suppose.

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