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By wellthen - 02/08/2016 21:28 - United States

Today, my wife came to me looking very squimish and said very slowly "I'm having.." me, getting excited at this point as we have been trying to have a baby, finished for her saying, "a baby!?" "an affair" was her reply. FML
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Unlucky1232 20

your username says it all.... i... have no idea what to tell ya. i can tell you 99.99% of the FML community will say divorce but honestly it's all up to you

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rt_lilmstar 21

How were you trying to have a baby if you are both women (based on the FML and your profile)? Unless you had sperm injections, in which case she was almost guaranteed to get pregnant? In any case, that was a terrible thing for her to do, OP, and I think you need to have a long talk to work things out or get a divorce in the end. Best wishes

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Unlucky1232 20

your username says it all.... i... have no idea what to tell ya. i can tell you 99.99% of the FML community will say divorce but honestly it's all up to you

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rt_lilmstar 21

How were you trying to have a baby if you are both women (based on the FML and your profile)? Unless you had sperm injections, in which case she was almost guaranteed to get pregnant? In any case, that was a terrible thing for her to do, OP, and I think you need to have a long talk to work things out or get a divorce in the end. Best wishes

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Oh_No_Not_Him 25

Maybe it's as well that you don't have a baby yet. Hope you find a way to be happy - with her or not.

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kikzermeizer 7

Rough op. Either way you go, hope you figure it out

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