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By jlowder2 / Friday 11 December 2009 02:22 / United States
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hahahaha, i cant believe that turned her off, i,ve tried flowers, chocalates, and even jewelry, but in my experience, dead puppies has always gotten women in the mood. maybe next time, to really get her in the mood start whispering "old man ball sack" in her ear over and over.

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hahahaha, i cant believe that turned her off, i,ve tried flowers, chocalates, and even jewelry, but in my experience, dead puppies has always gotten women in the mood. maybe next time, to really get her in the mood start whispering "old man ball sack" in her ear over and over.

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LOL :D I'm trying to imagine it. Would I laugh uncontrollably at that or be appalled? I just don't know. Either way I know laughing would be involved :D It sure beats "dead puppies." :/ Strange mind to think of something like that (shuddering).

You should have said, "You," and not given the complete answer. The complete answer, of course, is: When I want it to last longer, I think of you, but when I want to finish, I think about porn stars, ex-girlfriends, a woman I work with, my girlfriend or a sexy woman I met on FML. Keep that answer and the dead puppies one to yourself -- unless you really are into masturbation as your only defense against celibacy.

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(shaking my head) hehehe .... :) That works too. Clever you ;) One of my BFs was saying he was thinking of baseball. I giggled and thought to myself, good going honey! :D

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