Intimacy: Today, my wife and I had plans to have an intimate date night.... - FML

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By Why me 19 - 06/07/2016 09:57 - United States - Modesto

Today, my wife and I had plans to have an intimate date night. We had planned this for awhile now, but have to cancel it because almost all of our friends decided to show up out of nowhere and visit for a week or two. Now I'm blue balled until they leave. FML

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rialbybba 19

Friday 8 July 2016 18:47

Tell them to leave. You are not obligated to entertain unannounced and unwanted guests.

kikzermeizer 7

Friday 8 July 2016 20:45

One: tell them to **** off. You don't need to entertain anyone who shows up unannounced. Like wtf Two: have sex anyway. Not your fault your friends crashed your place. They can deal.

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rialbybba 19

Friday 8 July 2016 18:47

Tell them to leave. You are not obligated to entertain unannounced and unwanted guests.

kikzermeizer 7

Friday 8 July 2016 20:45

One: tell them to **** off. You don't need to entertain anyone who shows up unannounced. Like wtf Two: have sex anyway. Not your fault your friends crashed your place. They can deal.

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