Intimacy: Today, my wife and I decided to get intimate while we were home...

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By Mood Equals Ruined - 14/01/2017 04:23

Today, my wife and I decided to get intimate while we were home alone. I pulled her panties off with my teeth, bent her over in preparation for doggy style penetration, and was promptly greeted with a fart. In my face.

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caterfly 14

Friday 20 January 2017 8:10

You're doing doggy wrong if your face was there

kamikaze_kraze 0

Thursday 19 January 2017 20:58

Hey, shit happens.

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CamBamShamDaMan 26

Thursday 19 January 2017 14:59

"Men are disgusting"

kamikaze_kraze 0

Thursday 19 January 2017 20:58

Hey, shit happens.

caterfly 14

Friday 20 January 2017 8:10

You're doing doggy wrong if your face was there

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