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By ssssnnnaaakkee - 05/03/2016 00:31 - United States - Greenville
Today, my wife and I brought cookies to our new neighbors. After chatting on the porch, they invited us in. The first thing me and my wife noticed was a large aquarium with a snake in the living room. She freaked out, dropped the cookies and ran away screaming "I'm calling the cops!". She did. FML