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By Chris75 - 01/09/2011 09:55 - United States

Today, my whole family piled into our station wagon just to watch my mom take part in an arm wrestling contest. FML

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By -_- - 05/07/2013 21:59 - United States - Munith

Today, at a family dinner, my mother-in-law talked me into showing off some moves that I've learned in martial arts. I gently did a restraining hold on her. She screamed that I was trying to break her wrists, and kept the wounded act up all night, smirking as everyone gave me death glares. FML

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Pride

By Anonymous - 01/02/2024 05:00 - Australia - Perth

Today, I competed in a national championship for the sport that I play, and none of my family came to watch and support me. My wife, kids, parents, brothers and sisters - none of them. It was the only opportunity to see me compete, as I'm getting too old and have to stop now. Thanks for nothing, family. FML

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You deserved it 122

By Anonymous - 01/11/2012 05:08 - United States - Surprise

Today, I had surgery on my arm. My mom has recently had the same surgery, and my dad is having his first rib removed and won't be able to move his arm. My family combined now has three functioning arms. FML

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You deserved it 1 904

By Anonymous - 07/08/2012 06:16 - United States

Today, I went to a BBQ. The night was going well until I had to wrestle car keys away from my intoxicated mother in front of all my friends. FML

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You deserved it 1 993

By Anonymous - 28/10/2011 04:17 - United States

Today, I talked to my mom about hanging out with her. She got out her phone to schedule an appointment. FML

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You deserved it 2 983

Busted

By Anonymous - 02/06/2013 04:36 - United States

Today, I won a local arm-wrestling tournament. Too bad I have to use the prize money to repair the tendon I tore in the competition. FML

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By lonesome - 28/04/2013 05:23 - Canada

Today, my whole family made an hour-long drive to a restaurant that's just a few minutes away from my place. I wasn't invited. FML

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By Jess - 30/05/2011 15:46 - United States

Today, my mom publicly pole danced. In a playground. FML

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You deserved it 5 030

By xxlenalunaxx - 29/04/2015 11:11 - United States

Today, after waiting for 2 weeks for the right moment to meet my boyfriend's mom, she walked in as I was straddling him, trying to prove that I'd win in a wrestling match. I guess we met, then. FML

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You deserved it 4 269

Early meeting

By mycariswrecked - 20/01/2020 20:00 - United States - Tinley Park

Today, I was going to meet up with my boyfriend's mother to watch his swim meet with her. On my way to the high school, I got in a car accident. The person driving the other car was his mother. FML

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blondie1208 17

Thursday 1 September 2011 16:04

well did she win?

mfgforlife23 5

Thursday 1 September 2011 16:06

that seems pretty cool actually

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creedaddict 9

Thursday 1 September 2011 16:59

Go mom!!!

craZgal321 6

Friday 2 September 2011 3:07

haha ur profile pic just makes it that much better :)

bubbs5 3

Thursday 1 September 2011 17:02

do you and your family star in Hee-Haw

Lac2501 2

Thursday 1 September 2011 17:14

Hillbilly Handshakin'

Enigmax2514 7

Thursday 1 September 2011 17:26

Ar oosh oosh oosh! With 300 Spartan spirit in that arm, she shall conquer! And with a 1vs1 policy, THEIR NUMBERS COUNT FOR NOTHING! onward men!!

bigbadtim 7

Thursday 1 September 2011 17:27

Next week you get to go watch your dad thumb wrestle.

Poopolicious 5

Thursday 1 September 2011 17:30

You're just jealous she has bigger "guns" than you

ikickgingers 15

Thursday 1 September 2011 17:39

This makes me think of that sly movie "over the top". Is your mom a truck driver??

rarememory 7

Thursday 1 September 2011 17:48

Smh this FML wouldn't have been do bad if you would've taken 2 cars.

CryMoreFMLs 14

Friday 2 September 2011 0:14

Your picture is just as bad as the comment... Huh.. Coincidence?

steelrain0811 0

Thursday 1 September 2011 18:00

You might be a redneck if...

mistersheezy 7

Thursday 1 September 2011 18:09

Would you rather watch her mud wrestle?

mistersheezy 7

Thursday 1 September 2011 18:15

I would think that would be worse for you.....

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Today, my dad told me I'm no longer allowed to see my boyfriend. Apparently there is a deer camera above my driveway that snaps pictures whenever it senses movement. Too bad I didn't know that when I was giving my boyfriend head in the driveway. FML

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Today, I broke up with my boyfriend for cheating on me. I refused his calls, so he texted, not to apologize, but to say I'd "left some clothes in his suitcase"; i.e., he stole some of my clothes. When he didn't get the response from me that he was hoping for, he texted, "I'm wearing your shorts." FML

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Today, I shared with my doctor that I still feel uncomfortable with my medication. She expressed surprise, saying, "Really? By now I would've thought it'd be routine." Sorry, no. In three months, I have not gotten used to sticking a syringe up my butt and injecting my rectum full of medicated foam. FML

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Today, I was in a dating auction. I was bought for $2. The man who won a date with me recited every dialog from the movie The Lord of the Rings. FML

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Today, I got an email from our district manager, telling me I cannot use my vacation days as sick time. I've run out of sick days and I have a severe injury that I've taken medical leave for. When it flares up, it feels like I’m being stabbed. He knows this, but doesn’t acknowledge it. FML

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Today, things were getting hot with my boyfriend and I started to breathe heavy and moan. He then says to me, "Babe, can you calm down, we're having sex not running a marathon." FML

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Today, it’s been a few months since I moved into my first house and apparently I know nothing about being an actual adult. I keep getting everything wrong or messing up. I just want to move back in with my dad and pay him rent again. FML

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Today, I met with my trainer, despite having an upset stomach. Have you ever tried to hold in diarrhea while doing squats? It doesn't end well. FML

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