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By Anonymous - 15/02/2016 21:24 - United States - Bettendorf
Today my valentines date gently woke me up by masturbating an inch from my face and trying to wrap my unconscious hand around his penis, because I told him last night I wasn't ready for sex since we had just started seeing each other. FML