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By Amber702 - 18/01/2016 17:04 - United States - Pittsboro

Today, my ultra religious mother showed up at my apartment unannounced, We had a party the night before and there was evidence all over. She forced me across her lap and spanked my bare butt with a wooden spoon. I will be 21 next week...FML

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