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By Eden / Thursday 14 July 2011 20:21 / United States
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  redbluegreen  |  40

Calling 911 might sound like a good idea, but if the OP's mom is anything like mine, I'd be in more trouble for calling 911 and having an ambulance pick me up than "admitting" that I kissed someone. Those things aren't cheap.

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  OkayImSorry  |  0

Say you kissed someone and had sex and then call your mom a prudish bitch. Tear your house apart and slam your head against the wall break your arm and get that bitch put in prison for assault, child abuse, etc.

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  OkayImSorry  |  0

Shit parents piss me the fuck off. Plus I'm in a bad mood. So no it's not too harsh. If you're abusive you need to go to prison.

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  LaChicaBonita  |  0

56: jackass, new jersey is awesome!

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  OkayImSorry  |  0

Why the hell do I need to calm down? Am I hurting anybody??? No I'm not. It's words. Learn to accept them.

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  mmichealaa  |  0

if they were good prostitutes they wouldn't be homeless

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  Rickilynn1  |  10

84 : my tonsils have been that big , and one still is. You can breathe fine , you just can't eat or drink , or swallow ANYTHING. ha thats what she said. ;Dq

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  OkayImSorry  |  0

Words can hurt if you're insecure.

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  OkayImSorry  |  0

You think I give a shit. I make myself look like an imbecile every day. Why would I care what any of you guys think of me? None of you should care what others think of you either...

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  KiddNYC1O  |  20

33- How is calling 911 extreme? 84 is right... What would you do if your breathing was constricted by something growing in your throat? Not just lodged in there, growing.

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  sheethapins  |  13

127 If you don't care then quit trying to defend yourself. You seem to be the kind of person who has to have the last word, and that my friend is a complex. What you posted originally was extreme, and you know it. Acting like a jackass isn't helping your defenses so stop. And if you feel like you can't stop, don't panic: there's medication. Now I'd love to stay and chat, but you're a total bitch.

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  _Oblivion_  |  12

56 Fucking dumbass if you had any proper spelling I would assume you are a fucking 12 year old. Who the hell are you to say New Jersey people are morons. Dont criticise New Jersey, you ma'am, are the only moron here.

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  diceplaya  |  12

Wow lets stop hating on new jersey...

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  manateelover  |  0

#56: this coming from the idiot who misspelled SENSE. I'm from NJ and I got straight A+ in all my classes which were and still are, in highschool, all honors.

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  luvppl  |  6

Can we just stop, please? Why don't we all just respect everyone's opinions and consider the fact that we don't know the person and therefore can't judge what they think, say, or do, as they are a product of their past? We don't know where they are coming from so let's just stop arguing.

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  monzach  |  5

OkImSorry- just because you're in a bad mood doesn't give you the right to act like a giant jackass to everyone and criticize them. You just need to calm your tits, take a break from FML, and come back when you can act mature and even-headed. You could also cuss less, it makes people seem less intelligent when they cuss in almost every sentence.

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  OkayImSorry  |  0

Last time I checked I DO have the right to be a jackass. I don't like you guys and you guys don't like me. This app/website is my entertainment when I am bored. Especially on Thursday nights when there aren't any parties.

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  Sacurason  |  0

While that us too extreme, I do agree with him in some ways. So many people are punished for giving spankings, yet who is punished for waiting to take a child to the hospital? And when the alternative is lying( or begging, really ) to receive medical attention, I would expect eventual psychological damage. It's quite abusive, and I have an extreme dislike of it. my suggestion: hold on, be strong, and get out the second you're eighteen.

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  WikedWaffle  |  0

no not a huge douche just a fat ass who lives in his mothers basement playing world of worldcraft and taking his anger out on people who are just posting there problems while jerking it cause because it's the only way he'll bust a nut.

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  danaynicole94  |  0

everyone needs to stop hating on jersey. just because of one neglectful parent we are all morons? well then in that case every state would be screwed...especially Florida with Casey Athoney there!

By  isminei  |  6

That sucks.

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  GrahamAker  |  3

i would still call 911. But it all depends on what u got to lose. let say your mom starts hitting. easy call police she goes to jail and u go to child services. But what if lose a nice room with a tv ect. Or your life sucks already with basic things child services won't be anyworse maybe a step up. 88- that was really uncalled for I didn't laugh at all. unless you did it make fun of her making a short coment to be first then I aprove.

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  knocking  |  0

Groundation? I've never heard that used before. I'm too old to be grounded but I'm definitely using it when I have kids. Anyway, I agree. Just lie and admit you kissed someone so you can get medical attention. Groundation is better than being very sick or worse...

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  Lythiaren  |  8

Well then, when OP's mom has to foot the bill we'll have another FML on which we can click YDI. She's using a petty, imagined excuse to avoid taking her kid to hospital, so she deserves to be shouldered with the resulting expense. Call it asshole tax. Or bitch tax, I suppose.

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  tacocannon99  |  5

my comment was removed? I was trolling. was it that offensive? damn. both of them were. well I received my anal punishment from the mod hammer. I now obliviously shit my pants. thanks for widening my rectum Sirin!

By  KatieLov3sChu  |  4

well at least ur getting practice having things in ur throat ;)

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