Today, my teacher told my mostly male class that they can have...

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By woman - 12/06/2018 20:17

Today, my teacher told my mostly male class that they can have whatever career they want when they grow up. Then he pointed at me and said "Except you. You belong in the kitchen, making sandwiches." FML

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jbuckets_404 38

Thursday 14 June 2018 8:21

Where is this? The 1950's?!

interesting33 36

Thursday 14 June 2018 18:55

I imagine he was joking. I hope he was. if not you need to report it because it is so not ok

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jbuckets_404 38

Thursday 14 June 2018 8:21

Where is this? The 1950's?!

interesting33 36

Thursday 14 June 2018 18:55

I imagine he was joking. I hope he was. if not you need to report it because it is so not ok

Ali Alexandrea 16

Wednesday 20 June 2018 17:22

oh dang, report that shit.

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