Love: Today, my boyfriend came round to drop off some underwear, which...

By Lilie - 17/12/2008 10:25 - France

Today, my boyfriend came round to drop off some underwear, which I'd left at his house. Not all of what he brought was mine. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 362

You deserved it 2 508

Labour Day: Rest or Disaster?
Find out how a day off can turn into a series of hilarious, unexpected events. More…

Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

By Noname - 17/01/2009 13:31 - United States

Today, my boyfriend texted me, asking if I had left my underwear over at his place. No, no I didn't. They weren't mine. Awesome. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 301

You deserved it 2 142

By Angry - 04/08/2009 20:21 - United States

Today, I found a pair of women's underwear in the laundry that wasn't mine. I confronted my boyfriend about it. They were his. FML

I agree, your life sucks 51 893

You deserved it 7 180

By eeelise5296 - 01/03/2012 20:39 - United States

Today, my boyfriend sent me a picture. In the mirror I could see a bra and thong sitting on his bed. They weren't mine. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 410

You deserved it 3 200

By LaundryVictim - 15/06/2016 20:50

Today, I picked up my laundry from the wash-and-fold and proceeded to put everything away. I noticed a hand towel that wasn't mine and made a mental note to return it; turned out they'd given me someone else's boxers as well. My boyfriend doesn't believe me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 574

You deserved it 1 134

By botharebad - 13/03/2010 05:14 - Canada

Today, I was at my boyfriend's apartment, when I came across a lacy black thong in the laundry. When confronted, he swore it was his. I don't know what's worse, the possibility that another woman left it there, or the idea that my boyfriend owns and wears women's lingerie. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 420

You deserved it 3 256

Nice boxers

By Harmonia - 26/01/2009 10:09 - France

Today, I went shopping with my boyfriend. He tried on a pair of trousers which didn't fit, so he asked me to change them, so off I went. I returned with another pair for him to try on, found him bent over and blurted out, "What's with the terrible underwear?" I'd entered the wrong changing room. FML

I agree, your life sucks 20 859

You deserved it 9 525

By fetch boy.. - 05/08/2013 05:28 - United States - Bellmore

Today, my boyfriend's parents found out we had a sleepover while they were on vacation. His dog had retrieved the underwear I had unknowingly left and brought them to his mom. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 517

You deserved it 18 313

By Busted - 16/03/2010 18:35 - United Kingdom

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend since I believed him to be cheating on me with another woman, something he adamantly denied. I went to his house to get all my stuff back. After I left, I discovered a silk thong that definitely did not belong to me, in amongst my clothes. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 481

You deserved it 4 661

By whyme - 13/07/2011 05:40 - United States

Today, I told my boyfriend his shirt and pants did not match and that he should change for dinner. All my belongings are now on the sidewalk. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 658

You deserved it 41 827

By Jennagirl - 12/10/2009 14:03 - Australia

Today, after spending the night at my boyfriend's house, I was heading out the door when he called me back to hand me something I had left at his house a while ago. It was one of my bras. It wasn't until I got home I noticed the cup size was a B. I'm a size D. FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 444

You deserved it 3 745

jenkins56 5

Saturday 13 June 2009 1:12

WOO! Free underwear!!

24788 6

Saturday 2 May 2009 7:38

I bet that was awkward.

Comments

Hockeylover87_71 0

Friday 21 August 2009 9:01

maybe they're his, errrrm, sisters, yes?

Atara223 0

Saturday 19 September 2009 0:30

Sisters? Just how the HELL would his/your sisters panties get into his house? And DON'T answer that.

fogrunner 13

Thursday 18 February 2010 23:32

Why not? You think it's creepy if siblings sleep on each other's couches or something?

1zinzanzin 0

Saturday 20 February 2010 11:02

lol they were his mums

dsegui4 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 5:59

bet u won't call him sweetheart anymore!!!

a88a 1

Saturday 26 June 2010 23:31

haha. thats funny(: or maybe he was just sleeping with someone else! duh

2XxMoNsTeRxX2 0

Tuesday 20 December 2011 4:53

It wouldn't be funny if it were u! and of course captain obvious >.<

xkittykatx 0

Friday 8 October 2010 14:09

????????

kmg103 0

Sunday 3 July 2011 5:15

Fail on his part!

JuggaletteKlown 0

Saturday 16 July 2011 0:17

uh, what?

ariellesXurXboss 0

Sunday 25 September 2011 5:57

Could have been his mom's.

Dallasluver19 14

Monday 18 June 2012 1:58

Yep. ' Sweetheart '

Keywords

Music Names Kids Customers Work Bodyshaming Coworkers Awkward Money Roommate Landlords Dogs Allergies AITA Parents Embarrassing Cute Neighbours Singing Ironic Health Accident Animals Cats Love Airport Cheating Sex Intimacy Relationship advice

The Top

Today, my dad, who never supported us growing up, and who calls once a month to collect his monthly living expenses, gave me an ultimatum: either buy him a plane ticket so that he can come live with me forever (he's a raging alcoholic) OR to send him $4,500 US Dollars (which where he lives is someone's 6 month salary). FML

I agree, your life sucks 468

You deserved it 91

Today, my boss agreed to a 20% pay rise, in exchange for adding a list of new responsibilities to my job description that will effectively double my workload, which he expects to be carried out in the same 8 hour workday, and not on overtime either. My boss is my dad and I hate him. FML

I agree, your life sucks 458

You deserved it 138

The Top

Today, I fell asleep at work. I got woke up by my boss with a coffee and a referral letter. FML

I agree, your life sucks 354

You deserved it 1 057

Today, I was out jogging. As I took a rest to have a drink of water, a car pulled onto the sidewalk and bumped into me. Not just any car; my dad's car. He then drove away. FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 110

You deserved it 3 822

Today, I was told that couldn’t become assistant manager of my job anymore. I already told my family I was going to be one, and they'd all said how proud of me they were. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 531

You deserved it 379

Today, I announced to my friends that my grandmother is dying. My best friend pulled out his phone and casually announced, "Technically, everyone is dying." FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 971

You deserved it 2 981

Today, my wife wanted sex, but dropped the bomb that she wants another baby, because our other kids are grown up now. This ruined the sexy vibe we had going and now she’s mad at me for not wanting sex, and for not wanting another baby when we barely survived parenting the other three. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 261

You deserved it 186

Today, I had to cancel plans to go to the movies with the guy I've had a crush on for months due to a sudden case of the flu. This was already rescheduled from yesterday, when I had to cancel due to bad weather (after he had already left home). He thinks that I'm just making excuses not to see him. FML

I agree, your life sucks 7 146

You deserved it 1 166

Same thing different taste

Nice boxers

Top comments

Comments