249
By Anonymous / Friday 3 August 2012 08:21 / United States - Montebello
Add a comment
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Create my account Sign in
Top comments
By  RaggleFrock  |  13

What the hell is wrong with him? That's nasty.

By  DocBastard  |  38

Just tell him you don't love him and you plan to be his evil stepmother like in "Cinderella". Then tell him to mop the floor, do the laundry, and wash the dishes. Bibbidee bobbidee boo!

Comments
Reply
  DocBastard  |  38

Wait wait, I think I see how ogatasan came to that conclusion. He's assuming that...um, wait, no that's not it. He's saying...uh... Oh fuck it. Just moderate and sodomise the idiot already. Not necessarily in that order

Reply
  ogatasan  |  5

Look at the icon next to OP's name. It's clearly a dude. I'm allowed to assume what I want when the poster fails to specify their gender. Besides, it's funnier this way. I think it's funny because I'm a complete moron who has never touched a lady's bits. I have issues with my own sexuality.

Reply

47-Notice the lack of an icon next to OP's name. Unless you're high on shrooms, there is nothing there. The 'icon' you're probably referring to indicates the FML falls under the Kids category.

Reply

47- Wow. Even if OP was a male, that shouldn't mean same-sex marriage shouldn't be allowed. One bad apple doesn't need to spoil the whole bunch. And remember what they say about assuming. It makes an "ass" out of "u" and, well, not me this time. It's just you.

Reply
  folfg0  |  12

Rub a dub dub in the tub tub tub! But in all honesty, the kid is 13, he's coming into puberty, and his dad is remarrying, so he already has a mom, and he sees this woman as an attractive woman. His penis takes over his mind, and all guys have done this, and thinks "gee, why not ask?" and so he asks. He probably feels like an idiot for asking, but you (op) should still be a parent, since your going to be his step mom, and sit down with him and tell him why it was wrong. If your not at least going to do that, you might as well have jumped in the tub with him. He will be peaking at you in the nude if you don't talk to him.

By  RaggleFrock  |  13

What the hell is wrong with him? That's nasty.

Reply
  ColdplaySucks  |  18

24, It says no where in the FML that OP is male.

Reply
  perdix  |  29

#42, I wasn't referring to OP but the 13-year-odl stepson, and I wasn't replying to the original FML, I was answering comment #2. I address the issue of the OP's gender ambiguity in #12. perdix ain't no fool! ;)

Reply
  coolbrony12  |  3

Whats wrong with you? Your picture is a generation 3 pony.

By  lonkite101  |  14

Comment moderated or buried due to negative votes. Show the comment

Reply

Lonkite, I was going to ask if you were mature at thirteen. But then I realized that you still are thirteen. Maybe that's why you can't see how immature the vast majority of thirteen year old boys are. Well, I'm only fourteen, so I can't tell you too much.

Reply
  just_dandy20  |  2

At least they're mature enough to make a suggestion, as you sit there and criticize them for being 13. #69 you're not so mature either. Your comment isn't a suggestion it's a ridicule for immature 13yr olds.

Reply
  Prolux_fml  |  23

DocBastard- I'm only thirteen but I can partake in reasoning and defend my own thoughts with valid arguments. OP's stepson is obviously just a few fries short of a happy meal.

Reply

120- What Doc is referring to is that most 13 year old boys are immature, and for the most part they definitely are. And, am I the only one that thinks the step son is just trying to get a rise out of OP?

Reply
  DocBastard  |  38

Prolux - Congratulations, you're clearly brighter (and much more eloquent) than the average 13-year old. Unfortunately you're still only 13 and you have a long way to go. I don't mean that to sound condescending, but it's the truth. I was mature for my age too, and at the time I may have considered myself mature. Looking back though, I was still just a dumb kid...just a little less dumb than most.

Reply

109- By the way you type, you don't sound much older than I am. I stated that I was only fourteen, so I couldn't say much. I didn't say Lonkite was immature. Jeez, you were even too lazy to spell out the word "year".

Reply

Nevershoutkendal 1. I picked up on what you Said as implying he was, I understand you are 14, but by stating "I was gonna ask you if you were mature when you were 13, but then realize you were." seems like an implication of calling him immature. Sorry you took offense. I don't have to type "year" after 13 in my sentence because of how it is written, not lazy, it's proper grammar- just shortened. 3. If you're 14, I have 8 years on you. I am much older, you do type proper, unlike most 14 year olds who type with short cuts and a lot of abbreviations. I was saying you had a good comeback and a compliment on what you had said, but your immaturity got the best of you and you decided to get defensive and throw insults my way. Last but not least, you were too lazy to put "year" after thirteen or fourteen. So don't talk about lazy typing :)

By  DocBastard  |  38

Just tell him you don't love him and you plan to be his evil stepmother like in "Cinderella". Then tell him to mop the floor, do the laundry, and wash the dishes. Bibbidee bobbidee boo!

Reply
  Screwie  |  25

Easier to go with "BITCH YOURE NOT GETTING TITS", or yeah... Just make him clean.

Reply
  patrickalamo  |  47

Oh yes because saying " I don't love you" will make it better. How about counseling and boundaries.

By  broim13calm_down  |  8

should've done it I know I would of asked the same thing.

Reply
  simonsaysYDI  |  8

49 - because people say "woulda" and "would've" out loud which sounds a lot more like "would of" than "would have". So people type how they're used to saying it, rather than how it's properly spelled. And some probably don't realize there's a difference. Not that hard to figure out buddy.

Reply
  simonsaysYDI  |  8

Why does a teenage boy wanting to see a possibly attractive woman naked make him creepy? Really, when did that stop being normal? >__>

Reply
  simonsaysYDI  |  8

lol 91 I didn't know my stepmom AT ALL when she married my dad, there was no feeling that she was family, or a parental figure. To OPs soon to be stepson It's likely enough that she's practically a stranger. *Almost* being his stepmom doesn't really mean anything. Not saying the kid doesn't need to be told that's inappropriate, but it doesn't mean he's a creeper.

Reply
  Yetifoot  |  0

13 is a teenager? More like preteen

Reply
  XtraEzeee  |  8

156- Read aloud what you just said. You're trying to tell us that a thirTEEN year old is not a teenager. I'm no analyst of the English language, but I think you missed something there.

By  mummysangels  |  0

seems legit (enter sarcasm here)

Loading data…