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Pump your milk and feed it to him through a bottle. The next time that little bastard is going to see titties is if he buys dinner first, or dials up some Internet porn.

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My mom pushed my face to her breast so that I couldn't breathe and stopped biting and then continue breastfeeding me (That's what she said).

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26 - I know many babies, my own included who got teeth at 3 months. The earliest a baby can have baby food is 4 months.

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Idiots, do some research before commenting. Teeth has nothing to do with introducing solids, babies don't learn to eat until they learn to sit up and can do it on their own. Your not suppose introduce solids until 6 months old or show signs they want to Try solids. It's actually better for babies to continue breast feeding until age of one and WHO recommends until the age of 2 if the mother and baby are comfortable to do so. Yes, I do breast feed and my daughter is 11 Months old.

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I like how 85 goes from saying, "Don't you think it's rude to call people idiots?" to suggesting that she is a "nut job"

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54-I was told by a pediatricians and breast feeding consultants that a baby can have baby food or cereal at 4 months if they show interest. Don't go assuming we don't know what we're talking about.

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#101, doesn't it still make more sense to wait longer if you're unsure (as many people here apparently are)? I mean, the cons of feeding a baby solids before it's ready are the risk of choking (and death, pneumonia, whatever). What are the cons of breastfeeding for a little longer, during a period that the baby isn't even going to remember? It just seems that the latter would be preferred by "better safe than sorry" parents. Nothing wrong with that.

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No baby no opinion! Not really.. but it's truly every mother and baby to their own, no one has any right to slam someone as a nut job because of their beliefs. It has nothing to do with anyone else

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Normal? The world breast feeding weaning age is 4-7 years old. While that may not be 'normal' by your standards it still doesn't mean that you automatically cater to the kid. While they're young is a good time to start teaching not to bite. Not to mention that you shouldn't for w a child to wean before they are ready. It's true that you can start introducing baby cereals and soft foods, but they get more than food from breast milk well past a year. Also, pumping possibly hurts just as much and

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101 She actually said at six months or when the baby is showing signs that he/she is ready. You're statement wasn't contradicting hers so calling her an idiot was out of line.

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The only one thing that can completely support life is breast milk. Babies are better off drinking breast milk, (pumped or unpumped)

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This is what what kind of comments happen when you come straight from the "Fifty Shades of Grey"-FML in the middle of the night *sigh* -_-'

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well...my joke was taken the complete opposite way it was meant to. sorry about my lack of....sensitivity on the subject? didn't mean to offend lol :/

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I got the humor. Didn't offend me. Mine certainly aren't being used for feeding babies!!

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That's actually ILLEGAL and I hope you're joking. Feeding small children hot peppers or putting tobasco sauce on their tongues is considered ABUSE.

Bite him back so he knows how it feels. My mom's dog bit me once and I bit that bastard back, he never did it again.

Pump your milk and feed it to him through a bottle. The next time that little bastard is going to see titties is if he buys dinner first, or dials up some Internet porn.

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#16, no one under 60 has ever really "booted up" a computer, but we use that term anyways. And what you would dial would be phone sex, where you wouldn't be seeing titties, just hearing them. Spoiler alert: The phone sex lady is not really flopping her tits, he or she is just slapping an uncooked rump roast down on a granite countertop.

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Spoiler alert the phone sex lady isn't actually rubbing her nipples shes just rubbing two quarters together. (No I'm not trying to steal perdixs comment I'm trying to start a chain of spoilers since the first one made me laugh)

Gosh that sounds very painful...if you still want to feed him breast milk you could buy one of those pump things so you can transfer it to a bottle and feed him from that. I suppose it's not as intimate but at least he's still getting all the goodness!

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