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By upbrah - 10/05/2016 15:25
Today, my sleep was interrupted by the sound of something disturbing. In a panic, I turned on the light to reveal my 24 year old boyfriend sitting on the edge of the bed, taking a leak on the carpet. I yelled, he then went and finished his piss in the toilet. I had to scrub his giant piss patch. FML
The **** is wrong with people?
Was he at least sleep-pissing or drunk?