Health: Today, My sister switched out my tooth brush with the same color...

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By Dirtymouth. - 28/01/2016 16:46 - United States - Atlanta

Today, My sister switched out my tooth brush with the same color tooth brush which we use to scrub things like the toilet etc... And didn't tell me until my friend said my breath smelled like shit and Clorox at the same time.FML

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