Health: Today, my sister recorded the sound of me having intense diarrhea,...

By Anonymous - 19/08/2015 12:14 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my sister recorded the sound of me having intense diarrhea, retching at the stench, and eventually breaking down in tears. I only found out when I saw she'd posted it online, with the caption "lol #gaytard #sorrynotsorry". I've never been called a pussy by so many people before. FML

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Today, I was using the restroom at school. What I thought was going to be just peeing turned into a humongous fart that echoed in the toilet bowl. Already embarrassed, I opened the door to leave. Two girls, who obviously heard, were giggling and saying, “It’s always the fat bitches.” FML

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By achtung - 01/02/2009 23:57 - United States

Today, I had to use my friend's toilet. His pretty cute sister was in the kitchen adjoining the bathroom, so I smiled and said hi on my way through. I then had the loudest and most vile-sounding shit of my life. FML

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By MisterBrown - 15/02/2010 07:08 - United States

Today, while at a family get together, my bowels suddenly decided they needed to be emptied. Straight away. I felt bad enough using someone else's bathroom for this, but later, my sister came in and loudly said "God, Brian, what the hell have you been eating?" in front of everyone at the get together. FML

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By Suomynona - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - Germany - Hamburg

Today, I felt lousy and decided to give myself a pep-talk in the mirror. After a while, I cheered up and went about my day. I soon found out that my sister had recorded me through the crack of the door and posted the video on Facebook. I'm humiliated. FML

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By Amy - 01/04/2011 01:46 - United States

Today, after a huge row with my best friend at school, I hid myself away in the bathroom and quietly sobbed to myself. A kid loudly busted into the stall next to me and took a minute-long shit that sounded like a hailstorm of bullets. The putrid stench made me retch and violently throw up everywhere. FML

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By qwerty - 27/11/2018 22:08

Today, I found out my little sister took a picture of me taking a shit and showed it to her friends. FML

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By lactose intolerant - 28/01/2019 15:00 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, my little sister thought I was making up I’m lactose intolerant, so she swapped my dairy-free milk with regular milk. I’m writing this from the toilet and I’ve been here for at least 20 minutes, with cramps and diarrhoea. She’s also complaining about the foul smell coming from the toilet. FML

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By mikesok988 - 07/05/2009 07:40 - United States

Today, there was a potluck at my girlfriend's house. I had a sour stomach, so I went to the bathroom to relieve myself. When I flushed, nothing happened. They had to call a plumber to fix the toilet filled with my crap. The whole family watched, noses plugged and faces cringed, looking at me. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/04/2011 05:26

Today, I had diarrhea in a public bathroom. When I was finished, I noticed that someone had pissed all over the toilet paper. FML

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By Vomitron - 02/04/2021 00:30

Today, I spent an hour and twenty minutes throwing up at a toilet from a shopping mall because I ate rotten food without realizing it. At least during that time I made two new friends, a gay couple who were making out in the next toilet cubicle. FML

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tylercoffman420 19

Thursday 20 August 2015 6:56

Time to kill a bitch or at least wipe your ass with her pillow.

apineapple 40

Thursday 20 August 2015 6:52

What a horrible person.

Comments

notzax 19

Thursday 20 August 2015 7:11

Nice sister you got there, is she for rent? I think Cersi is searching for someone to do her dirty work...

leogachi 15

Thursday 20 August 2015 11:14

@12 I like how you said for rent instead of looking for work.

mindxt 10

Thursday 20 August 2015 7:14

I don't under stand why he deserved it

rootl 7

Friday 21 August 2015 13:08

Why did he cry? We've all had bad diarrhea but I've never cried.

Kaitlyne Townsend 12

Tuesday 3 April 2018 1:26

sometimes the cramp and pain you get just from diarrhea is do bad it could make you cry. pair that with retching and I can see why he would cry

_minifty 15

Friday 21 August 2015 19:54

Thats just what siblings do lol

NostalgiaFreak9 41

Sunday 27 September 2015 20:50

Last time I checked, it's not normal for someone to record their sibling having diarrhea, and posting it on the internet. If you do that, you are a sick and disgusting bitch.

jayemerald17 25

Thursday 20 August 2015 7:14

Why are people voting YDI?for having bowel problems? Not cool

jansdrs 19

Thursday 20 August 2015 7:17

Jerk.

WOTAN1488 24

Thursday 20 August 2015 7:24

You literally cried at your own ass stench? Have I got this right? Can I listen to the recording lol? FYL

Morning_fml 22

Thursday 20 August 2015 8:41

Nah, probably the intense diarrhea. Just a thought though.

jesuis_julie 21

Thursday 20 August 2015 7:28

Why are people voting it as YDI?

deathcreep25 14

Thursday 20 August 2015 7:42

Ikr. They're voting that more often now for no reason

UH60 26

Thursday 20 August 2015 8:01

Because he threw up from his own smell and cried about it. Not that I don't think his sister is an ass, just probably the way most people took it.

BoltTheSuperdog 22

Thursday 20 August 2015 10:43

Because they are being trolls.

Syntax58 15

Sunday 23 August 2015 3:40

Probably trying to get the voting achievement...

meunluckycharms 16

Thursday 20 August 2015 7:34

Omg are there a to of trolls on Fmylife today because i've seen a handful of posts that are spammed with YDIs! No way did OP deserve to be humiliated online!

Megatron_Griffin 25

Friday 21 August 2015 2:38

They're doing it for badges most likely. Apparently there is some intense satisfaction in getting a virtual badge that I'm missing out on.

2nd 20

Monday 24 August 2015 0:04

I just went to all time flops to vote YDI.

LostInTheZone11 29

Thursday 20 August 2015 7:35

It's reasons like this I recommend giving Haribo Sugar Free Gummy Bears to her as well as putting Zim's Max Heat in her underwear. (Think IcyHot without the Icy.)