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FML - The follow-up

Today, my sister pointed out a weird black mass underneath the lace of my dress. Perplexed, I looked down to inspect further and discover a wasp, under my boobs, attempting to build a nest. FML

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Hi OP here! I was talking with my mom and sister when the wasp somehow made it's way underneath the top part of my dress. I'm not sure how to visualize this for you guys but the top part of the dress has lace that's separate from the rest of the body so it's a bit difficult to notice if a wasp flies into that part because there's a slight gap between the regular fabric and the actual lace. Also because wasps have feet as light as ninjas. I do my laundry regularly, I just thought that the wasp mistook that part of my dress as the perfect place to start building its nest. Or maybe the wind accidentally directed it there? I'm not entirely sure. Anyways, I enjoyed reading everyone's comments and I hope that answers most of y'alls questions! Fortunately, I was lucky enough that the wasp was too confused to sting me! :)
By Seeyounarabish - / Monday 11 July 2016 03:06 / United States - Pearland
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By  Baustigt  |  40

Okay, maybe some of us don't wash our bras as often as we should. But when yours starts supporting its own ecosystem I think it's time to do laundry, my friend.

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  Seeyounarabish  |  21

Hi OP here! I was talking with my mom and sister when the wasp somehow made it's way underneath the top part of my dress. I'm not sure how to visualize this for you guys but the top part of the dress has lace that's separate from the rest of the body so it's a bit difficult to notice if a wasp flies into that part because there's a slight gap between the regular fabric and the actual lace. Also because wasps have feet as light as ninjas. I do my laundry regularly, I just thought that the wasp mistook that part of my dress as the perfect place to start building its nest. Or maybe the wind accidentally directed it there? I'm not entirely sure. Anyways, I enjoyed reading everyone's comments and I hope that answers most of y'alls questions! Fortunately, I was lucky enough that the wasp was too confused to sting me! :)

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  momogal  |  21

Wow, thanks for replying, OP! I am so paranoid about bugs, especially wasps and bees (due to an allergy to both) that I'm constantly checking myself for any creepy crawlies. That must've been a super-ninja wasp! Glad you weren't stung. That would've sucked.

By  MyS3lf  |  21

Well there's some nightmare fuel! I'll assume because you posted this that things turned out better than expected, but damn! FYL for real. Glad you seem to be ok though.

By  Baustigt  |  40

Okay, maybe some of us don't wash our bras as often as we should. But when yours starts supporting its own ecosystem I think it's time to do laundry, my friend.

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