Intimacy: Today, my sister needed to plug in her phone charger. Plugged... - FML

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By MilesPrower1992 - 23/05/2016 21:20 - United States - Minneapolis

Today, my sister needed to plug in her phone charger. Plugged into the outlet were: an Iphone dock with nothing on it, and my computer, which was updating Windows. Guess which one she unplugged? Why? She said my IPhone was charging. You know, the IPhone that's made by Samsung and has Android. FML

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kdmittens 9

Tuesday 24 May 2016 12:53

why did you put your FML in intimacy category?

MrDrDaBoss 6

Tuesday 24 May 2016 13:33

Oh god he's hiding something

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kdmittens 9

Tuesday 24 May 2016 12:53

why did you put your FML in intimacy category?

MrDrDaBoss 6

Tuesday 24 May 2016 13:33

Oh god he's hiding something

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