Miscellaneous: Today, my sister convinced my girlfriend that I cheated on her....

By Mr. X - 23/02/2016 17:46 - United States - Southborough

Today, my sister convinced my girlfriend that I cheated on her. All because I took the first slice of her birthday cake. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/05/2013 19:34 - United States - Coatesville

Today, my girlfriend dumped me because she apparently saw me making out with her sister. She doesn't even have a sister. FML

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Intervention

By Anonymous - 31/05/2021 02:01

Today, my sister got in a screaming argument with my girlfriend, who then dumped me. My whole family started celebrating. Apparently, they staged the argument to get rid of her because no one liked her, and I should be grateful they did me such a big favor. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/06/2019 00:15 - United Kingdom

Today, my girlfriend ran off with my sister. FML

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Scheming

By Blood aint shhh - 03/07/2023 12:00

Today, I was supposed to get married. Instead, my sister made up a story about me cheating on my fiancé at the bachelorette party. He bought it and dumped me, despite there being no evidence of this. Turns out it was all a plan because they were secretly seeing each other for months. FML

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Alexa, play "All You Need Is Hate" by The Delgados

By Anyonymous_101 - 21/09/2019 14:02

Today, I found out my that my girlfriend's parents hate me, all because they saw me laughing and hanging out with another girl. That other girl was my sister. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/01/2014 02:45 - Sri Lanka

Today, my parents used my going away party as a cover up for my sister's surprise party. I didn't know until they brought out the cake. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/12/2012 05:59 - United States - Saint Louis

Today, my girlfriend accused me of cheating, because I tipped our waitress at dinner. FML

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Never get involved

By Boyufd - 08/06/2020 17:06

Today, my sister told me her ex-boyfriend abused her and I went to go confront him. Turns out, she lied because he dumped her after she cheated on him. I got my ass kicked. FML

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You deserved it 588

By imwrong - 10/02/2009 11:59 - Philippines

Today, I met a guy who said he thinks he's in love with my sister. As a joke, I told him that my sister cheats on everyone. I get home to find my sister crying, because some 'person' told her boyfriend that she's cheating on him. FML

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You deserved it 66 562

By Anonymous - 08/10/2011 02:13 - United States

Today, I was at my sister's wedding. Everything was going flawlessly. That is, until our visibly drunk mom started a punch-up over who got to cut the cake first. FML

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fumanshu 9

Wednesday 24 February 2016 1:34

You took the first piece of cake of someone else's birthday cake?!?!

weird_adult 27

Wednesday 24 February 2016 1:31

Priorities, your sister has them.

Comments

bella_nana347 23

Wednesday 24 February 2016 1:56

Cake is more important than relationships.

peckerbeak22 14

Thursday 25 February 2016 13:42

Always!

bandersnatchben 11

Wednesday 24 February 2016 2:27

you're a monster!

dragoongirl90 34

Wednesday 24 February 2016 2:31

Honestly, dude, you're a douche. She maybe took it too far, but you did a seriously douchey thing.

Mathalamus 24

Wednesday 24 February 2016 2:34

How was she able to convince your girlfriend? Manufactured evidence?

Lotex 18

Wednesday 24 February 2016 2:46

Why is this such a big deal? I always cut my own cake and never take the first slice.

laurellkawes 31

Wednesday 24 February 2016 3:08

You shouldn't have taken that first slice. Lesson learned, huh?

MedChew 19

Wednesday 24 February 2016 3:16

Well was the cake good?

truckers_wife 23

Wednesday 24 February 2016 3:25

honestly, at first I thought you meant that you took your girlfriend's first cake slice.

GreyGirl 15

Wednesday 24 February 2016 3:32

That is wrong on soo many levels (what you did)

Dick_diamond 22

Wednesday 24 February 2016 3:40

Everyone knows it's not the first slice that defines a cheater.. It's the last slice!!

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